teach me how to be good at something.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009
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Ahh.. this is one of my final nights before i leave for army camp again..
so i have decided to write a story..
Its not about Jaychou eating Macdonalds..
but yea, just a short story.

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Long long time ago, in the lost land of MunmunPlanet,
there exist a high high mountian called the Mountain of Barney.
Mountain of Barney was well known for its Kungfu,
because long time ago when Barney still existed, it taught the people Barney Kungfu, also known as, Barfu.
The people there practised Barfu for ages by eating anything purple they can find.

There was nothing exceptional about the people there, except one Owl. His name was Infant.
At a young age, Infant was able to defeat many humans his age in the Barfu tournament.
One day, Tweety Bird flew towards Infant and dropped in a written message written by a mysterious person.
With that, Tweety Bird spiralled onto the floor and died of bird poisoning.
Infant, being an Owl, enjoys eating Tweety Birds, and so he picked it up and munched greedily.

Picking up the written message, he saw a neat handwriting which said: 'Meet me at Pallet Town tonight.'

Puzzled, he decided to go. Debating that since the handwriting was so neat, it couldnt be a bad person.
That night, he flew high and low, finally reaching Pallet Town.
Then WHOOOM! A pair of vines came flying at him. It was a Bulbasaur!
Infant then began singing in a low alto voice..
The Bulbasaur fell asleep! and Infant began to eat him up hungrily.

'HEY' a loud voice rang across the town.
It was Groo, the local nun at Pallet Town Monastery.
'HOW DARE YOU EAT MY BULBASAUR!'
With that, she threw herself forward and slammed Infant on the floor.
It is widely known that Groo is a Judo Master well known for her deadly chokes and body slams.
With ease, Groo entered a randori with Infant.
Groo armlocked Infant within a matter of seconds with her deadly violent smash.
Infant used his wings and tapped 2times on the floor before Groo releases her grip.

Allowing Infant to stand up, Groo explained her letter.
'Yes, i sent you. I need your help to bake pineapple tarts for Deepavali'
Infant, still shocked, thought for a moment.
'How about nian gao instead. Im better at those.'

With that, the 2 of them happily proceeded to the monastery to make nian gao.
Little did they realise.. a strange creature was watching them.
It was actually Jesse McCARTNEY..
He thought they were wonderful in Barfu and Judo..
and so, he went and stop Infant and Groo on their tracks.

He said: 'Hey i have a proposal. I can make your nian gao more delicious.'
Surprised, the trio set off for the monastery together.
The next morning, Infant rolled the dough with Barfu, Groo knead the dough with Judo.
Meanwhile, Jesse McCARTNEY kept singing to make sure the dough was happy, and thus the nian gao would be more chewy after the dough dies in the oven.

And that, was how the most delicious nian gao of MunmunPlanet came about.

munmun laments..
11:41 PM